It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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