This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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