how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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