And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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