I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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