yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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