Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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