for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize