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Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Randomize
