I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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