i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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