You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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