Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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