I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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