He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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