piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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