He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
