R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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