Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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