How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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