That's intense
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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