I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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