Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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