Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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