Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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