And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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