I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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