when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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