She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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