one two three fourrrrnication!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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