physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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