no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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