You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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