Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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