if only i could text you this smell
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My feet surprised me
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