my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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