Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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