Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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