Non-Jews are for practice
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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