Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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