Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
this is an emotional support booty call
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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