I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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