There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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