She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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