Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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