Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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