I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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