Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
