all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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