YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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