these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
being pregnant is like rehab
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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