I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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