I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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