so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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