She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Mom said you looked used
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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