the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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