sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just cut my nipple shaving
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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