you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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