I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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